Hey there, you badass goal-setter! Are you ready to kick some serious a** this year? Well, hold on tight because I’ve got just the thing for you. Forget about those boring old goal-setting books that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby. We’re talking about 12 scat-tastic books that will keep your motivation flowing and your sh*t together all year long!
Unleash Your Inner Power Pooper
If you’re tired of feeling like a constipated sloth when it comes to achieving your goals, then “The Magic of Taking Massive Dumps” by Tony Robbins is the book for you. Get ready to unleash your inner power pooper and learn how to take massive dumps of success in every aspect of your life.
The Art of Poo-sitive Thinking
In “Poo-sitivity: How Changing Your Mindset Can Change Your Bowel Movements,” author Carol S. Dweck takes us on an inspiring journey where she reveals the secrets behind adopting a growth mindset towards our goals. By embracing positivity and letting go of negative self-talk, we can transform our lives into one big happy poop party.
Poop Like a Pro
“Eat That Frog!: 21 Great Ways to Stop Procrastinating and Start Pooping” by Brian Tracy is not just another self-help book; it’s a guidebook for becoming a professional pooper. Tracy shares his top strategies for overcoming procrastination and getting sh*t done so efficiently that even unicorns would be jealous.
Crap Happens: Embracing Failure with Grace
In her hilarious yet insightful book, “Failing Forward: How to Turn Your Sh*tty Situations into Golden Opportunities,” author John C. Maxwell teaches us how to embrace failure like a boss and turn it into the stepping stones of success. Get ready to laugh, cry, and poop your way towards greatness.
Flush Out Your Fears
“Feel the Fear and Do It Anyway” by Susan Jeffers is not just about conquering your fears; it’s about flushing them down the toilet once and for all. With practical advice and a sprinkle of scatological humor, this book will empower you to take action despite any lingering doubts or anxieties.
The Power of Poopful Habits
In “Atomic Habits: An Easy & Proven Way to Build Good Sh*t,” James Clear shows us that small changes can lead to big results. By focusing on tiny habits that compound over time, you’ll be able to build a solid foundation for achieving your goals while enjoying some seriously satisfying poops along the way.
Conclusion:
So there you have it, my ambitious friend! These 12 kick-ass books are here to keep you sh*tting success all year long. Whether you need motivation, mindset shifts, or strategies for overcoming obstacles (both literal and metaphorical), these books have got your backside covered. So grab yourself a comfy seat on the porcelain throne of self-improvement and get ready for an epic journey towards achieving those badass goals!